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Year	Name	Seen	Rating
1902	Le Voyage dans la Lune	15-04-2011
	It's as if Georges Méliès had actually been there.
1903	The Great Train Robbery	04-06-2023
1915	The Birth of a Nation	11-03-2023
	ಠ_ಠ
1920	The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari	08-06-2023
1922	Nosferatu	07-12-2006
	Introducing the template for all frightening rodent-like vampires to come.
1924	Peter Pan	04-07-2024
1926	The Bat	22-11-2010
1927	Metropolis	03-06-2023
1931	Dracula	29-08-2009
	Bela Lugosi's performance as Count Dracula is the one most praised and imitated, however it's Edward Van Sloan's Van Helsing's that I find the most compelling.
1933	King Kong	26-05-2024
	Wait, this is actually more respectful of indigenous cultures than the 2005 one.
1934	De Witte van Sichem	21-08-2023
1939	The Wizard of Oz	2000s
1940	The Thief of Bagdad	19-04-2012
1941	Citizen Kane	01-06-2011
1942	Casablanca	17-02-2024
1944	Gaslight	23-05-2024
1947	Miracle on 34th Street
1950	Rashoumon	29-05-2024
1951	The Day the Earth Stood Still	14-12-2008
	Aliens threaten invasion unless we calm the fuck down.
1953	The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms	04-07-2023
1954	Gojira / Godzilla	11-2020
1955	Gojira no Gyakushuu	11-2020
1955	Meeuwen Sterven in de Haven	25-04-2021
	All the Flemish classics I expect to be really boring turn out to be really good.
1956	Invasion of the Body Snatchers	05-06-2023
1957	The Seventh Seal	01-07-2011
1958	Dracula	23-06-2023
1958	A Night to Remember	2021
1959	House on Haunted Hill	26-07-2014
	Housekeeper on roller skates.
1959	The Killer Shrews	2009
1959	Plan 9 from Outer Space	05-2022
	Aliens plan (9) to destroy humanity with the use of three (3) zombies. Foolproof. No notes.
1959	The Sound of Music	2010s
1962	Dr. No	07-04-2023
	They were clearly still figuring out this character of Bond while on a lower budget, but it's so much the platonic ideal of a Bond movie that I felt like I saw it already.
1962	King Kong vs Godzilla	11-2020
1963	From Russia with Love	08-04-2023
	I had expected Rosa Klebb to be much scarier than she actually was in the movie, but I still ended up having nightmares about her.
1963	Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb	07-01-2014
1964	Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster	11-2020
1964	Goldfinger	08-04-2023
	This is the one where the womanizing started bothering me. Even for James Bond a name like "Pussy Galore" (who Bond cures out of lesbianism) is pushing it, which is sad because so far she's the best Bond Girl. Didn't expect this movie to be the source of Homer Simpson's stupid Max Power song.
1964	The Last Man on Earth	2007
1964	Mary Poppins	2000s
1966	Fahrenheit 451	26-12-2014
	Oskar Werner's book hiding lesson is unintentional ASMR.
1967	You Only Live Twice	10-06-2023
1968	2001: A Space Odyssey	2000s
1968	Planet of the Apes	2000s
1968	Spirits of the Damned	01-06-2023
1969	On Her Majesty's Secret Service	30-09-2023
1969	Princess	24-03-2021
	EXCELLENT cinematography for a Flemish movie from the 60s. Likely was forced into obscurity due to the abundance of nudity and violence.
1970	Beneath the Planet of the Apes	2000s
1970	Patton
1971	Escape from the Planet of the Apes	2000s
1971	The Omega Man	14-06-2012
1972	Conquest of the Planet of the Apes	2000s
1973	Battle for the Planet of the Apes	2000s
1973	Les Aventures de Rabbi Jacob	02-03-2023
1972	The Iron Rose	2018
1973	Soylent Green	09-07-2023
1973	Westworld	2000s
1974	De Loteling	11-04-2021
	Feels a bit like it's two movies. The first half is Jan Decleir in the army (pointlessly since he was paid to take someone's place but then the money got stolen), but then he goes blind and the second half is about his girlfriend trying to bring him home. Bad things happen for no real reason.
1975	Jaws	23-05-2024
1975	Monty Python and the Holy Grail	Late 2000s
1975	Trilogy of Terror	16-05-2024
1976	Pallieter	20-03-2021
	Of course a Belgian folk hero's origin story would be directly tied to beer. I wouldn't expect anything different.
1976	Rocky	10-06-2023
1976	Taxi Driver	30-04-2021
1977	Eraserhead	2018
	I know less about this movie having watched it (except for why it's called 'Eraserhead').
1977	Jabberwocky	2010s
1977	The Kentucky Fried Movie	11-05-2023
1977	Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope	2000s
1978	Halloween	06-05-2023
	Surprisingly cosy for a slasher movie. It's a bit annoying how stupid Laurie and Dr. Loomis get in dealing with Michael Myers. I'm pretty sure the thunder sound effect after the opening scene was reused in Castlevania 64.
1978	Invasion of the Body Snatchers	23-08-2015
1978	Superman	30-01-2023
1979	Alien	2010s
1979	Monty Python's Life of Brian	2010s
1979	Salem's Lot	08-08-2021
	'Salem's Lot is the novel that made me 'get' Stephen King. This miniseries is too short and cuts too many characters to really do the story justice, since it's a story about a dying town but by the end it doesn't feel all that dead yet. However the atmosphere is top notch, the vampires are creepy as hell, and changing Barlow into a mute Nosferatu vampire was an absolutely inspired choice.
1980	Airplane!	15-09-2023
1980	The Shining	01-03-2023
1980	Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back	2000s
1980	Stir Crazy	03-2020
1980	Superman II	30-07-2023
1980	De Witte	22-08-2023
1981	An American Werewolf in London	24-02-2024
1981	Brugge, die stille	21-03-2021
	Same director as Pallieter and Boerenpsalm, and as much care is taken in portraying the beauty of the city Brugge as was done with the countryside of those movies. The story, while artsy, is however about a very toxic relationship between a widower and a woman who looks like his dead wife.
1981	Escape from New York	2000s
1981	Indiana Jones - Raiders of the Lost Ark	2000s
1982	Conan the Barbarian	22-05-2024
1982	E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial	90s
1982	First Blood	2000s
1982	Koyaanisqatsi	29-04-2023
	I don't think a movie called "Life Out of Balance" was supposed to make me nostalgic for the eighties instead.
1982	Poltergeist	06-03-2023
1982	The Thing	17-10-2012
1982	Tron	2000s
1983	Scarface	31-05-2023
	I get it, but I wasn't all that high on it. Primarily interesting to me to see a primary source of inspiration for Grand Theft Auto.
1983	Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi	2000s
1984	2010: The Year We Make Contact	2000s
1984	Beverly Hills Cop	90s
	Somewhat of a weak script elevated by peak Murphy and an incredible soundtrack.
1984	Footloose	2003
1984	Ghostbusters	2010s
1984	Gremlins	90s
1984	Indiana Jones - The Temple of Doom	2000s
1984	The Karate Kid	30-12-2019
	I didn't actually like it the first time. I thought Daniel was a bit of a jerk. I wasn't sold until I watched Cobra Kai and since then this franchise has been on constant rerun.
1984	Night of the Comet	19-04-2023
	I Am Legend with two sisters who aren't all that bothered about fighting through the zombie apocalypse.
1984	A Nightmare on Elm Street	2010s
1984	Romancing the Stone	2022
1984	The Terminator	2013
1985	Back to the Future	90s
1985	The Breakfast Club	26-07-2019
	It's amazing how the 80's could get away with a movie about 5 stereotypes in DETENTION and have it be fascinating.
1985	Clue	07-02-2024
1985	Commando	17-06-2023
	It's probably the exact platonic ideal of a Schwarzenegger movie, but it suffers in retrospect because all his other movies have a more interesting concept.
1985	Fright Night	12-10-2011
1985	Into the Night	16-02-2024
1985	Just One of the Guys	12-02-2024
1985	A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge	2010s
1985	Phenomena	01-08-2023
1985	Rambo: First Blood Part II	2000s
1985	The Return of the Living Dead	12-2009
1985	De Leeuw van Vlaanderen	12-08-2021
	Frank Aendenboom OWNS the role of Robrecht van Béthune. The fight scenes are Monthy Python levels of ridiculous.
1985	This is Spinal Tap	14-06-2023
1986	Big Trouble in Little China	02-07-2023
1986	Blue Velvet	2018
1986	Cobra	2022
1986	Labyrinth	19-11-2012
1986	Poltergeist II	06-03-2023
	Might have worked a lot better as a standalone movie. Reverend Kane is sufficiently scary as a horror movie villain but the vague spookiness of Poltergeist is heavily diminished when you have the main evil ghost just literally knocking on your door.
1986	Ferris Bueler's Day Off	27-07-2019
	Feels like a movie that might improve with repeat viewings. Found it to be a bit low energy despite what it was supposed to be about.
1986	The Golden Child	90s
	Not exactly essential Murphy but close enough to be worth it.
1986	Night of the Creeps	02-03-2024
1986	Top Gun	22-05-2024
1987	Amazon Women on the Moon	21-02-2024
1987	Beverly Hills Cop II	90s
1987	Bloody New Year	17-02-2024
1987	Hector	20-03-2021
	A mother dropped off her child at the orphanage and never returned to pick him up. His aunt and uncle finally remember he exists. Also he's 35. Had a bit of a yikes moment when he pretended to read a bike manual in Japanese, which of course were just random sounds.
1987	The Karate Kid Part II	13-09-2020
1987	Lethal Weapon	19-09-2023
1987	A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors	2010s
1987	Overboard	2000s
1987	Predator	2000s
1987	The Princess Bride	27-07-2019
	I have been obsessed with Robin Hood: Men in Tights since I was a child. Then I decided to finally check out the "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to Die." movie and discovered the infinite wit of S. Morgenstern's (William Goldman) Classic Tale of True Love and High Adventure where Cary Elwes plays essentially the character his portrayal of Robin Hood is based on.
1987	RoboCop	18-06-2024
1987	The Running Man	02-02-2024
1987	The Witches of Eastwick	07-07-2024
1988	Big	11-04-2023
	Stumbled upon it after getting interested in fortune teller machines.
1988	Coming to America	90s
1988	Dangerous Liaisons	15-06-2024
1988	Die Hard	17-08-2010
	Let's put it to rest: Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie. Christmas is a Die Hard holiday.
1988	De Kollega's Maken de Brug	16-04-2021
	An extended episode of a series I haven't seen. Although now I understand why Jaak Van Assche is considered funny.
1988	Rambo III	2000s
1988	They Live	04-01-2009
1989	Back to the Future Part II	90s
1989	Batman	07-08-2008
	Jack Nicholson plays a sane person before he transforms into Twitter's dril.
1989	Boerenpsalm	20-03-2021
	Just an average farmer whose family keeps falling into misfortune and who gets visited by witches. It makes me want to drink potatoes.
1989	Ghostbusters II	2010s
1989	Indiana Jones - The Last Crusade	1999
1989	The Karate Kid Part III	2020
1989	See No Evil, Hear No Evil	2020
1989	Tango & Cash	2010s
1990	Back to the Future Part III	90s
1990	Die Hard 2	2010
1990	Gremlins 2: The New Batchs	90s
1990	Joe Versus the Volcano	08-06-2013
1990	Koko Flanel	26-03-2021
	Individual jokes in this movie are funnier, but I think on the whole Urbanus' Hector works better as a movie.
1990	Predator 2	2010s
1990	RoboCop 2	19-06-2024
1990	Stephen King's It	14-05-2023
	Tim Curry playing an evil clown for a grand total of 10 minutes is the best part. Otherwise it didn't really do anything for me. Jonathan Brandis and John Ritter being in it made me sad.
1991	Bram Stoker's Dracula	2000s
1991	Hook
1991	Hot Shots!	2000s
1991	The Last Boy Scout	10-02-2024
1991	Terminator 2: Judgment Day	2013
1992	Batman Returns	08-12-2012
1992	Bram Stoker's Dracula	2006
1992	Candyman	06-08-2023
1992	Under Siege	2000s
1993	Body Snatchers	05-06-2023
	I'm not sure it even counts as a remake as it could just as well be a sequel.
1993	Cliffhanger	2000s
1993	Demolition Man	2020s
1993	The Fugitive	2000s
1993	Groundhog Day	2007
1993	Last Action Hero	90s
1993	Mrs. Doubtfire
1993	Robin Hood: Men in Tights	90s
1993	Jurassic Park	1993
1993	Oeroeg	27-03-2021
1993	RoboCop 3	21-06-2024
1993	The Vanishing	2000s
1994	Beverly Hills Cop III	90s
1994	The Chase	90s
1994	Forrest Gump	2012
1994	Léon: The Professional	2000s
1994	The Mask	90s
1994	Max	28-04-2021
	A trophy salesman wants to participate in a dancing competition but can't find a partner, then he bumps into a woman on the run from her former abusive boyfriend. Overall it's pretty good but I feel Jacques Vermeire can't really carry a comedic movie like this by himself.
1994	Milk Money	2000s
1994	The Shawshank Redemption	21-11-2020
1994	The Specialist	22-06-2024
1994	Stargate	2010s
1994	Street Fighter	1995
1994	True Lies	90s
1995	Batman Forever	24-05-2009
1995	Die Hard with a Vengeance	2000s
1995	Jumanji	90s
1995	Hackers	2000s
1995	The Langoliers	13-09-2022
1995	A Little Princess	31-03-2019
1995	Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie	1995
	Did not like it as a child for being too different from the show (and also it suddenly being dubbed in Dutch was jarring when they never did that for the show). Utterly delightful on rewatching it, but the CGI has aged way worse than the show's use of toys.
1995	The Quick and the Dead	2019
1995	Village of the Damned	28-09-2022
1996	The Cable Guy	2010s
1996	Eraser	03-02-2024
1996	Escape from L.A.	2004
1996	Hamlet	28-12-2012
1996	Independence Day
1996	Mars Attacks!	90s
1996	The Nutty Professor	90s
	Not a fan of the fart jokes but on the whole it's actually a much more uplifting and heartwarming movie than I remember it to be.
1996	Space Jam	1997
1997	Batman and Robin	27-07-2013
	Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a scientist making constant ice puns with Bane randomly flexing in the background actually makes this a classic. Y'all are just mean.
1997	Bean	1997
1997	Breakdown	2010s
1997	Face/Off	2000s
1997	George of the Jungle	2000s
1997	Good Will Hunting	2024
1997	The Lost World: Jurassic Park	1997
1997	Liar Liar	2000s
1997	Men in Black	90s
1997	Titanic	90s
	Possibly the most well-researched Titanic movie, but if you get your facts from it you are likely to be wrong. James Cameron sticks closely to rumors and passenger accounts, but he will have picked the most dramatically convenient (even if debunked) over the ones that are the most likely.
1997	Starship Troopers	23-06-2024
1997	Wishmaster	21-04-2012
	A malevolent Djinn twisting wishes sounds like an amazing concept but it ends up a really cheap way to increase the body count with rules that seem implausible at best.
1998	Armageddon	2000s
1998	The Big Lebowski	2000s
1998	Deep Impact	27-07-2019
	Was supposed to be the "dueling movie" against Armageddon, but felt more like its TV ripoff.
1998	Enemy of the State	2000s
1998	The Mask of Zorro	90s
1998	The Mighty	2000s
1998	Patch Adams	2000s
1998	Shakespeare in Love	90s
1998	Small Soldiers	2000s
1998	There's Something About Mary	2000s
1998	The Truman Show	2000s
1998	You've Got Mail	2000s
1999	8mm	18-08-2023
1999	Bicentennial Man	2000s
1999	The Blair Witch Project	2000s
1999	Fight Club	2013
1999	Galaxy Quest	2000s
1999	The Matrix	2002
1999	The Mummy	2000s
1999	Mystery Men
1999	Office Space	2000s
1999	She's All That	2003
1999	Star Wars: Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace	2001
2000	The 6th Day	2000s
	The villain is obviously a dick playing with lives to further his own agenda, but at the same time didn't Arnold end up doing way more harm by destroying a legitimate and revolutionary health care facility? They needed Drucker to kick puppies because otherwise he'd be entirely too reasonable. And "kicking puppies" isn't even a good description because one of his legitimate businesses is literally about saving puppies.
2000	Battle Royale	2005
2000	Bedazzled	2000s
2000	Dracula 2000	2007
	Extremely 2000, but its twist on Dracula's true identity is brilliant.
2000	Memento	2000s
2000	Unbreakable	2000s
2000	Vanilla Sky	2000s
2001	Bridget Jones's Diary	06-07-2024
2001	The Glass House	14-08-2023
2001	Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack	06-10-2009
2001	Josie and the Pussycats	2004
	Josie and the Pussycats being a box office bomb is evidence we failed as a species.
2001	Jurassic Park III	2001
2001	K-PAX	2000s
2001	Lara Croft: Tomb Raider	2000s
2001	The Lord of the Rings : The Fellowship of the Ring	2000s
	I needed to read the books before I could appreciate the movies. First I thought they were dreadfully long, now I think they're too short.
2001	The Mummy Returns	2000s
2001	The One	2000s
2001	Planet of the Apes	05-09-2023
2001	Rat Race
2002	28 Days Later	31-10-2021
	I think the argument can be made that the rage zombies don't attack each other because they recognize rage. Zombie Mailer seems to acknowledge Jim as a friend during the latter's rampage, but in the sequel Zombie Don attacks his infected wife because she's not enraged.
2002	Collateral Damage	2022
2002	The Count of Monte Cristo	2012
2002	Eight Legged Freaks	10-02-2024
2002	Godzilla vs MechaGodzilla	01-10-2009
2002	I Spy	10-08-2023
2002	The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers	2000s
2002	Men in Black II	2003
2002	The Mothman Prophecies	13-04-2015
2002	Resident Evil	2000s
2002	Scooby Doo
2002	Signs	2000s
2002	Spider-Man	2002
2002	The Scorpion King	2002
2002	Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones	2004
2002	Tuck Everlasting	04-09-2022
2003	Battle Royale II: Requiem	2006
2003	The Core	2000s
2003	Daredevil	08-09-2023
2003	Dracula II: Ascension	2007
	Okayish. Doesn't fit with the movie it is supposed to be a sequel to.
2003	Dreamcatcher	20-05-2024
	In premise I like this more than Stephen King's It but it's not quite there in execution.
2003	Godzilla, Mothra, King Ghidorah - Giant Monsters All-Out Attack	2009
2003	The Hulk	2010s
2003	Johnny English	2003
2003	Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - The Cradle of Life	2000s
2003	The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King	2000s
2003	Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl	2006
2003	The Room	2021
2003	Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines	2005
	I like Terminator 3 more than most do, but it feels too much like a Direct-To-Video road movie for it to be that one that finally shows Judgment Day
2004	13 Going on 30	2010s
2004	Catwoman	2005
2004	Godzilla - Final Wars	12-08-2009
	Godzilla - Final Wars feels specifically made to parody Roland Emmerich. Like it's Independence Day with Stargate aliens.
2004	The Day After Tomorrow	2006
2004	i,Robot	2008
2004	Mean Girls	2008
2004	National Treasure	2007
2004	Resident Evil: Apocalypse	2000s
2004	Shaun of the Dead	2000s
2004	Spider-Man 2	2005
2004	The Stepford Wives	21-09-2023
	Liked it more than I was expecting from reviews & popular opinion, but did they literally not watch it themselves before releasing it with an alternate ending? They I Am Legended it worse than I Am Legend.
2004	Troy	2000s
2004	Van Helsing	2007
2004	The Village	2020s
2005	Batman Begins	2006
	I like Batman Begins more than I do the Dark Knight
2005	The Call of Cthulhu	11-2006
2005	Dracula III: Legacy	2007
	Where this series turns into Castlevania.
2005	Elektra	19-09-2023
2005	Hitch	2008
2005	The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy	20-02-2023
	I really can't put my finger on it, but the title screen alone before the dolphin song fills me with absolute glee. As if a lifelong obsession was suddenly turned into a hit movie. Which is weird because I only read the book directly before seeing the movie. Considering the versatility of the towel and how a bathrobe really is just a wearable towel, Arthur Dent was optimally dressed for space travel.
2005	The Island	2000s
2005	Keeping Mum	2009
2005	Pride and Prejudice	29-04-2024
2005	Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith	2006
2005	V for Vendetta	2007
2005	Zathura: A Space Adventure	2007
2006	The Da Vinci Code	23-05-2006
	Please for the love of God do not take information from Dan Brown novels as facts.
2006	DOA: Dead or Alive	2007
	Sticks surprisingly close to the story of the games for a movie released in this era, but putting Christie (one of the villains) in the main role just because Holly Valance is playing her was still a very weird choice.
2006	Night at the Museum	2007
2006	Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest	2006
2006	Poseidon	04-2007
2007	28 Weeks Later	01-11-2021
	Runs too much on people being phenomenally stupid. The real horror is that the main characters just refuse to die when it would be better for literally everyone if they did.
2007	Beowulf	2000s
2007	Ben X	2008
	The editing meant to simulate the autistic main character's overstimulation makes this very hard to watch (sort of a movie about autism that is hostile to autism). The final act seems to want to say "healthy escapism is important" but goes too far into "lose all sense of reality".
2007	Enchanted	2008
2007	Hot Fuzz	2010s
2007	I Am Legend	2008
2007	I Am Legend - Alternate Cut	2008
2007	Live Free or Die Hard	02-09-2022
	Suffers a lot from 2007 disease (too much dark blue and brown). Smug genius Timothy Olyphant completely losing it when he realizes he messed with the wrong family is still ridiculously fun.
2007	The Mist	2021
2007	National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets	2008
2007	Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End	16-06-2007
2007	Spider-Man 3	12-05-2007
2007	Transformers
2008	The Happening	2020s
2008	The Incredible Hulk	2010
2008	Iron Man	8-11-2008
	Honest first thought when the posters for Iron Man started showing up: "Didn't they already try this with Steel?"
2008	The Dark Knight	28-07-2008
	Ok but seriously, the Joker's plans only make sense if he had access to the script.
2008	The Day the Earth Stood Still	13-12-2008
	There's a good movie in here, but in trying to up the scale to an exciting Hollywood movie for modern audiences they unfortunately fumbled the ball.
2008	Indiana Jones - The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull	2008
2008	The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor	2010s
2008	Twilight	2008
2008	Quantum of Solace	10-11-2008
2008	Yes Man	2008
2009	17 Again	19-02-2011
	Not great but fun. Primarily shows Zac Efron is an actor with screen presence to people not into the High School Musical fanbase.
2009	Angels & Demons	2009
2009	Dragonball Evolution	16-09-2022
	I like the scenes where it pretends to be Spider-Man. I do not like the rest of the movie pretending to be Dragon Ball.
2009	I Love You, Beth Cooper	2010
2009	Lucky Luke	31-12-2010
2009	Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smitsonian	09-2022
2010	The A-Team	2011
2010	Grown Ups	02-08-2023
2010	Inception	2010s
2010	Iron Man 2	2010
2010	The Last Airbender	2012
2010	Predators	2010s
2010	Salt	2016
2010	Shutter Island	2020s
2010	Tron: Legacy	2010
2010	Vampires Suck	2010
2011	Captain America: The First Avenger	2012
2011	Chalet Girl	2019
2011	Fright Night	2011
2011	Johnny English Reborn
2011	Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides	2011
2011	Rise of the Planet of the Apes	2012
2011	Thor	2012
2012	The Avengers	2012
	Honestly, I think at the time we were so impressed with that a movie like this could be done that we ignored how flawed it actually is, especially in regards to the script and characterization. In Iron Man, Tony Stark sounds like a real person. In Avengers he sounds like someone feeding snarky lines to Robert Downey Jr.
2012	The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey	2013
2012	Men in Black 3	2013
2012	Ted	2016
2012	The Watch	2022
2013	The Conjuring	19-08-2023
2013	A Good Day to Die Hard	03-09-2022
	Aggressively just an early 2010 dumb action movie.
2013	The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug	2019
2013	Iron Man 3	2013
2013	Man of Steel	2013
	I just really don't like Superman media that highlights him being some sort of alien saviour. I like him best when he's just a supremely kind normal man who just happens to be superpowered and not from Earth.
2013	Oz the Great and Powerful	2013
2013	The Purge	16-08-2023
2013	The Secret Life of Walter Mitty	23-08-2022
2013	Thor: The Dark World	2013
2013	The World's End	29-07-2015
	I wen't into The World's End without knowing ANYTHING about it (not even genre) aside from the Simon Pegg thing. Holy crap, did that pay off.
2014	Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie	03-05-2015
2014	Captain America: The Winter Soldier	2014
2014	Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
2014	Guardians of the Galaxy	2014
2014	The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies	2022
2014	It Follows	07-02-2022
	Sexually transmitted demon.
2014	Kingsman: The Secret Service	23-03-2022
2014	Lucy	5-02-2016
2014	Maleficent	2014
	Angelina Jolie was an inspired choice for Maleficent and she and Sam Riley look like they're having fun. Making a movie about how a woman literally named 'Maleficent' is really the hero was a ridiculous premise though.
2014	The Monuments Men	10-03-2024
2014	Night at the Museum	09-2022
2014	Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles	4-06-2015
2014	Transformers: Age of Extinction	2014
2015	Ant-Man	2015
2015	Avengers: Age of Ultron	2015
2015	Jurassic World	03-06-2015
	I think Jurassic World is awesome and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
2015	Ted 2	2016
2015	Terminator Genisys	2016
	I liked Genisys, but the emotional gut punch of John Connor now being a villain doesn't work when you keep changing his actor. He doesn't feel like the same character.
2015	Captain America: Civil War	2015
2016	The Conjuring 2	20-08-2023
2016	Doctor Strange	2016
2016	Inferno	20-02-2021
	Oh no, I read the book because I wanted to watch the movie, but the movie is bad.
2016	Split	10-07-2017
2016	Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens	09-01-2016
	Ok proof of concept that Disney LucasFilm can pull off the aesthetic of the original trilogy with modern sensibilities. Needed good sequels to really make it work (oh dear).
2016	Blair Witch	01-11-2018
	Eh. Blair Witch is okay, but there are so many problems with it (that get worse on a rewatch) that I wished they hadn't bothered with it. The original Blair Witch Project could reasonably be the result of a bunch of filmmakers getting lost in haunted woods. This one can't. It's a Hollywood movie with found footage aesthetics and not enough original ideas to make it anything other than a retread.
2016	Independence Day: Resurgence	2016
	Held back by the lack of Will Smith.
2016	Nerve	18-10-2019
	The Nerve game itself makes less sense than the one in the book. Here it mostly serves as Internet Magic for the sake of wish fulfillment. Ridiculously comfy for a thriller.
2016	Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows	19-04-2022
2017	The Babysitter	28-06-2023
	I thought it was just people being weird with their headcanons when they said Samara Weaving is actually playing the same character in Ready or Not, but these movies ARE basically the same thing.
2017	Beauty and the Beast	29-12-2019
2017	The Disaster Artist	2019
2017	Downsizing	28-09-2023
2027	Get Out	28-02-2023
2017	Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2	2017
2017	The Hitman's Bodyguard	2019
2017	Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle	2017
2017	Kingsman: The Golden Circle	23-03-2022
2017	Kong: Skull Island	2018
2017	The Mountain Between Us	2018
2017	Spider-Man: Homecoming	2017
2017	Star Wars VIII: The Last Jedi	21-12-2017
	Not as bad as its detractors make it out to be. Not as good as its fans make it out to be.
2017	Thor: Ragnarok	31-10-2017
2017	Voice from the Stone	2019
2017	War for the Planet of the Apes	03-09-2023
2018	Ant-Man and the Wasp	2018
2018	Avengers: Infinity War	2018
	It had to grow on me. First time I was primarily pissed they were drama-baiting with tragedy that was clearly about to be reverted. Luckily Endgame was braver than that.
2018	Bird Box	12-08-2023
2018	Black Panther	2018
2018	Game Night	26-04-2024
2018	Green Book	2022
2018	Johnny English Strikes Again	2018
2018	Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom	08-06-2012
	Stupid villains steal dinosaurs from an island exploding in a vulcanic erruption and accidentally release them inside a mansion and I wouldn't have it any other way.
2018	Look Away	2019
2018	The Meg	2018
2018	The Nun	2023
2018	Venom	01-09-2023
2019	Avengers Endgame	24-04-2019
2019	Alita Battle Angel	09-10-2019
2019	Captain Marvel	15-03-2019
	A fun origin movie that loses a lot of points for abysmal sound design that rob the fightscenes of their punch. Should have been made earlier so they didn't need to rush it ahead of Avengers: Endgame.
2019	Frankenstein's Monster's Monster, Frankenstein	07-08-2023
2019	Glass	11-07-2023
2019	Godzilla: King of the Monsters	26-11-2022
	Villain #1: "I think resurrecting the titans would be a good thing." The next coming of Albert Fucking Einstein: "Great, let's start with Ghidorah."
2019	In the Tall Grass	14-08-2023
2019	Joker	14-02-2020
2019	Jumanji: The Next Level	2019
2019	Once Upon a Time in Hollywood	2022
2019	Ready or Not	06-06-2023
2019	Spider-Man: Far From Home	2019
2019	Star Wars IX: The Rise of Skywalker	18-09-2020
	LucasFilm forgot how to make movies.
2019	Us	19-12-2019
2020	The Babysitter: Killer Queen	28-06-2023
	Somewhat weak expansion on the lore of the first one (bordering on retcon), but the characters are still fun enough that it doesn't really matter. Am incredibly curious what a Duffield sequel would have looked like.
2020	Sonic the Hedgehog	23-10-2020
	Ok nobody expecting this to be watchable after those original trailers, to discover it was actually good was a miracle.
2021	Black Widow	19-11-2021
	Amazing and haunting intro sequence which unfortunately turns into MCU Incredibles.
2021	Don't Look Up	26-07-2022
2021	Dynasty Warriors	14-04-2023
2021	Fear Street Part One: 1994
	The concept is cool but the only character I cared about died first and everyone else (except Josh) was too interchangeable.
2021	Fear Street Part Two: 1978
	Slightly better characters but now the Sunnyvale / Shadyside conflict is so cartoonish that it is hard to take seriously in a violent slasher movie.
2021	Fear Street Part Three: 1666
	At least the three movies being filmed back to back means this series was leading up to a reasonably satisfying ending.
2021	Godzilla vs. Kong	27-11-2022
2021	The King's Man	26-03-2022
2021	Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings	14-11-2021
2021	Spider-Man: No Way Home	12-2021
2021	The Suicide Squad	17-09-2023
2021	Venom: Let There Be Carnage	01-09-2022
2022	The Batman	19-08-2022
	This feels like Batman Begins from the universe where we also pulled the Arkham games from.
2022	Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers	21-05-2022
	I'm as sick of movies consisting of references as anyone but this surprisingly feels like there's actual heart to it. The 2D animation unfortunately is mostly crap though because it's obviously poorly cell-shaded 3D models. Also the Peter Pan stuff is in pretty poor taste towards Bobby Driscoll.
2022	Hocus Pocus 2	01-10-2022
	The Sanderson Sisters clearly still got it, but the movie itself feels more like a TV special or a park attraction rather than a sequel movie. Should have been a limited series about the Sisters in their own time. The intro was the best part.
2022	Moonfall	24-12-2022
	Alright, but visually a bit dull at times. I get the impression Moonfall was cobbled together from ideas left over from Independence Day when it became clear Jeff Goldblum wasn't going to be the one fighting aliens on their own territory. Instantly dated with the endless praise for Elon Musk.
2022	Morbius	09-09-2023
2022	Jurassic World Dominion	18-6-2022
	I don't really understand why this movie doesn't work. As far as the story is concerned Jurassic World Dominion is essentially everything I wanted it to be: a continuation of Jurassic Park beyond the Crichton novels while keeping the themes in tact. The execution just feels a bit sloppy having to juggle so many characters (especially ones we don't want to see die). The dinosaur battles are also nowhere near as epic as they were in previous movies. I still liked it, but definitely the weakest World movie.
2022	Prey	17-08-2022
2022	Sonic the Hedgehog 2	20-08-2022
	This is the movie I've been waiting for since I was 5. Completely lived up to expectations, which ironically hurt it slightly since Sonic 1 was so impressive for working up against negative hype.
2022	Violent Night	03-08-2023
2023	Bird Box Barcelona	29-09-2023
2023	Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.3	04-08-2023
2023	Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania	08-08-2023
2023	We Have a Ghost	10-08-2023

Animation

Year	Name	Seen	Rating
1926	The Adventures of Prince Achmed	10-2021
1937	Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs	90s
1940	Pinocchio	90s
1940	Fantasia	2009
1941	Dumbo	90s
1942	Bambi	90s
1947	Fun and Fancy Free	90s
1948	Melody Time	2010
1949	The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad	2010s
	Big fan of the Sleepy Hollow segment. Less so of The Wind in the Willows.
1950	Cinderella	90s
	Iconic as its imagery has become, it's actually disappointing how much of Cinderella is really just an extended Tom & Jerry episode with Cinderella just kind of happening in the background.
1951	Alice in Wonderland	90s
1953	Peter Man	90s
1955	Lady and the Tramp	90s
1959	Sleeping Beauty	90s
1961	One Hundred and One Dalmatians	90s
1963	The Sword in the Stone	90s
1967	Asterix the Gaul	90s
1967	The Jungle Book	90s
1968	Asterix and Cleopatra	90s
1970	Aladdin and His Magic Lamp	90s
1970	The Aristocats	90s
1975	Coonskin	2012
1976	The Twelve Tasks of Asterix	90s
1977	The Rescuers	90s
1977	Wizards	2012
1981	The Fox and the Hound	90s
1981	Heavy Metal	2004
1982	Hey Good Lookin'	30-06-2023
1982	The Secret of NIMH	05-05-2009
1983	Fire and Ice	2012
1984	Jan Zonder Vrees	90s
1984	Kenya Boy	90s
1985	Asterix Versus Caesar	90s
1985	The Black Cauldron	2009
	It's so ridiculously overanimated, like they really wanted to show off how much they understood the principles of animation and ended up overdoing them straight into the uncanny valley. Eilonwy set the standard for the modern rebellious Disney Princess but she's a shell compared to her book counterpart.
1986	Asterix in Britain	90s
1986	The Great Mouse Detective	90s
	The movie is essentially a Sherlock Holmes story except as mice, and Holmes existing seems mostly incidental, whereas in the books the mice are explicit fans of Holmes and blatantly emulate him out of admiration.
1988	Oliver & Company	90s
1989	Dragon Ball Z - Dead Zone	17-02-2023
1989	The Little Mermaid	90s
1990	Dragon Ball Z - The World's Strongest	17-02-2023
	I always wonderered where the hell they got all the scenes for the Rock the Dragon opening of the show from. Turns out they're primarily from this movie and Tree of Might which we didn't have access to back in the day.
1990	Dragon Ball Z - The Tree of Might	22-02-2023
1990	The Rescuers Down Under	90s
1991	Beauty and the Beast	90s
1991	Dragon Ball Z - Lord Slug	25-02-2023
1991	Dragon Ball Z - Cooler's Revenge	25-02-2023
1992	Aladdin	90s
1992	Dragon Ball Z - The Return of Cooler	04-03-2023
1992	Dragon Ball Z - Super Android 13!	27-01-2023
1993	Dragon Ball Z - Broly: The Legendary Super Saiyan	2008
1993	Dragon Ball Z - Bojack Unbound	06-03-2023
1993	We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story	90s
1994	Dragon Ball Z - Broly: Second Coming	2008
1994	Dragon Ball Z - Bio-Broly	2008
1994	The Lion King	1994
1994	The Swan Princess	1995
1995	Ghost in the Shell	2004
1995	Pocahontas	1995
1996	The Hunchback of Notre Dame	1996
1997	Hercules	1997
1998	Mulan	1998
1998	Pokémon: Mewtwo Strikes Back	2000
1998	Quest for Camelot	2000s
1999	Pokémon: The Power of One	2000
1999	Tarzan	1999
1999	Fantasia 2000	2009
2000	The Emperor's New Groove	2009
2000	The Road to El Dorado	11-12-2012
2000	Titanic: The Legend Goes On	24-06-2019
	It's REALLY odd, the movie is bad, the characters and character dynamics ripped off, the animation is usually deranged ... but yet somehow they occassionally manage to absolutely NAIL a scene. They didn't have enough talent for a movie of consistent quality, but some of the people working on it (especially the animators on Angelica) knew what they were doing.
2001	Atlantis: The Lost Empire	2009
2002	Lilo & Stitch	24-11-2014
2002	Treasure Planet	20-07-2011
2004	Naruto the Movie: Ninja Clash in the Land of Snow	01-05-2005
2006	Paprika	14-04-2017
2007	Bee Movie	24-02-2023
	I suppose watching Bee Movie for the memes and ridiculous premise is reason enough, but really I was simply curious about the Jerry Seinfeld movie.
2008	Bleach: Fade to Black	07-04-2017
2008	Bolt	2011
2009	The Princess and the Frog	2010
2010	Tangled / Rapunzel	04-04-2011
2011	The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn	01-11-2011
2011	Winnie the Pooh	2011
2012	Wreck-It Ralph	2013
2013	Dragon Ball Z - Battle of Gods	07-10-2014
2013	Frozen	2014
2014	Asterix: The Mansions of the Gods	2022
2014	Big Hero 6	12-2015
2015	Dragon Ball Z - Resurrection 'F'	02-01-2019
2016	Zootopia	2016
2017	Hey Arnold!: The Jungle Movie	2018
2018	Dragon Ball Super - Broly	22-09-2019
2018	Ralph Breaks the Internet	03-09-2019
	Would have been fine as a B-team sequel, but as a movie from the main studio this was terrible.
2018	Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse	19-05-2019
2019	Frozen II	22-09-2020
	In some areas it's actually better than the first movie, but towards the ending it becomes clear they had no idea where to take the story, and the treatment of Elsa was horrible and runs completely counter to the message of the first movie and public statements about it.
2019	Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles	15-12-2019
	Batman vs. Shredder is the crossover I never knew I needed.
2022	The Bob's Burgers Movie	11-06-2023